We made you - Eminem!

Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson – (Eminem) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10 I know you want me girl, In fact I see your grin - now come in girl (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that’s why… my love You'll never live without , I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want me too Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think hes about to flip Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You’re my Amy, im your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who made you So baby, baby Get down, down, down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo! DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

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Eminem's "Relapse: Refill" Artwork And Tracklist

On December 21st, Eminem will be refilling his prescription. Below we have the tracklist with the official Relapse: Refill artwork… Where’s your script???

Disc 1 (Regular LP)

01. Dr. West (Skit) 02. 3am 03. My Mom 04. Insane 05. Bagpipes From Baghdad 06. Hello 07. Tonya (Skit) 08. Same Song & Dance 09. We Made You 10. Medicine Ball 11. Paul (Skit) 12. Stay Wide Awake 13. Old Time’s Sake feat. Dr. Dre 14. Must Be The Ganja 15. Mr. Mathers (Skit) 16. Déjà Vu 17. Beautiful 18. Crack A Bottle feat. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent 19. Steve Berman (Skit) 20. Underground/Ken Kaniff

Disc 2 (Deluxe edition)

01. People Make Me 02. Taking My Ball 03. Insult To Injury 04. Outlet 05. Carrington Pool 06. Forever feat. Drake, Kanye West & Lil Wayne 07. Stainless Ego

Relapse: Refill… in stores December 21st… Stay tuned to EOS for further details

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Eminem “Relapse: Refill” Due Dec. 21

Spotted at rapradar.com
Unfortanetly, it’s true.

The re-release of Eminem’s fifth studio album includes seven bonus tracks, including the single “Forever”, also featuring Drake, Kanye West, and Lil Wayne (previously found on the More Than A Game soundtrack), “Taking My Ball” (also released only with the DJ Hero video game), and five never-before-heard tracks. “I want to deliver more material for the fans this year like I originally planned” Eminem says. “Hopefully these tracks on The Refill will tide the fans over until we put out Relapse 2 next year”.

If you are one of many people that have already purchased Relapse, this seems like a joke.

Sejarah Dibalik Izza Mathers III

Nama gw yang tertulis di akte kelahiran sebenernya riza rizkiawati tapi nama beken (emang beken??sejak kapan?) gw izza mathers III (baca: iza meters the third). Gw pake nama ini resminya sejak kelas 1 SMA (emang gw dulu sekolah???) hehehe…disaat musik rap sedang naik daun (uleeet kaleee). Apakah hubungannya nama izza mathers sama musik rap???ouh..tentu saja berhubungan, erat malah saking eratnya sampe susah dipisahin kayak perangko ama amplop, kayak idung ama upil, kayak pisang ama monyet, kayak kutu ama rambut…kayak gitulah kira-kira. Jadi di zaman gw masih imut dan lucu (sekarang cantik dan bohai), ada seorang bintang rap terkenal, kontroversial, beda dari yang lainnya…gaya rap-nya beda banget dari rapper lainnya. Mau tau siapa dia…(hey..hey siapa dia..) yup he is Marshall Bruce Mathers III alias Eminem a.k.a Slim Shady. Mau tau kenapa gw pake nama dia…yah karena gw suka sama eminem donk kalau gw suka sama gogon nama famous jadi izza gogon donk hehehe. Tapi gw lupa kapan persisnya gw pake nama izza mathers III, karena nama gw itu susah banget dibikin nama panggilan. Nama panggilan gw di rumah “ade” gw juga ga tau kenapa dipanggil ade padahal gw anak tengah dari 3 bersaudara walhasil adek gw manggil gw ade juga (lah yang mana kakak yang mana adek…gw juga bingung). Nama panggilan “icha/ica” haahh di sekolah udah banyak yang pake nama itu, coba deh teriak nama icha/ica di kantin pas jam istirahat pasti ada 30 orang anak cewe yang nengok. Nama panggilan kiki…halah yang ini lebih pasaran..ga cewe..ga cowo..bejibuun yang pake nama ini..males aahh ga gw banget geetoohh. Nama panggilan “jaja”…apaaaan tuh -_* emangnya gw jaja miharja hehehehe. Setelah bertemu, ngobrol-ngobrol, dan berdiskusi panjang lebar dengan eminem (dalam dunia khayal) akhirnya gw pake nama izza mathers hahahaha.
Sebenernya apa sih yang gw suka dari eminem??Gw juga bingung kalau orang-orang nanyain ini sama gw. Dilihat dari segi muka, eminem emang cakep terlalu babyface malah buat jadi rapper dengan kata-kata brutal yang labelnya “parental advisory”. Dari segi fisik, wwwuuuooowww tattonya udah kayak buku gambar gw waktu SD penuh coretan dengan makna yang orang lain kagak bakalan ngerti. Lagu rap-nya???hhhmmm meskipun nilai toefl gw diatas 500 (hehehe..jujur lho ini) gw ga ngerti satu kata pun yang diucapin sama si rapper babyface ini, sebab musababnya adalah karena semua kata-kata yang diucapinnya bahasa slengean yang sebagian besar adalah makian. Nyokap gw pernah bilang “ngapain orang marah-marah didengerin?”…ting tong ting tong…hati nurani gw terketuk tapi ga kebuka hehehe yahh kalo udah ngefans mo gimana lagi. Istilahnya kayak yang temen gw bilang seperti jatuh cinta gituh tai kucing juga serasa coklat (emang ada yah yang lagi jatuh cinta sempet-sempetnya nyicipin tai kucing). Intinya saudara-saudara gw pake nama izza mathers III adalah karena gw ngefans berat sama eminem, walapun sekarang gw dah bercerai (dalam dunia khayal) sama eminem, nama izza mathers III tetep gw pake yahh udah kadung beken seehh kayak Julia Perez wekekek..

Beyond The Beat - Bring Hell

Yes, friends, gather ’round, for it’s time to take a trip into my demented little brain and explore the motivation behind my latest 100% original track, “Bring Hell.”

Check it out:

Lyrics:

I’m kinda sick up in the head in case you can’t, tell
The things I say all indicate that I’ma need, help
Don’t try to stop or hold me back, I know y’all mean well,
But I’m here to bring hell, to bring hell, listen.
(Repeat)

I’ve got some stuff inside my brain that I’ve been dying to get out,
Sometimes I’m haunted by a demon up inside of my mouth
It makes me speak in tongues, I dunno what I’m talkin about
It makes me do, things at 4AM outside of your house

Like break and enter, find out where your children sleep,
And while they snore I’m pourin poison in the food that they eat
And before they die, they’ll learn about the way they were born,
I took their Disney DVDs and switched them out with your (porn),

Now take it back for a second, cuz I’m an addict I reckon,
To sayin things that piss you off and wanna get me, I’m beggin
Cuz more and more I’m gettin kinda reckless how I’m steppin
All the kids that beat me up, before I die I swear I’ll get em,

And it’s back to the basics, and I’m glad that you made it,
You’re just in time to see why we’re all so hated,
And by we of course I’m talking bout the kids like me,
The ones they always bullied, now they’re gettin pissed like me, because,

(Chorus)

I’m not unstable, but sometimes I act a little panicky
A mini Tyler Durden is in me, well actually,
It’s me, it’s me, it’s me! My name is Timmy wait a bit though,
Is there a possibility I’m going crazy schizo?!

Balloons are in the air and all the birds are going psycho
A man with three nipples blowing kisses at the sideshow
And if I’m crazy off to Lalalaland, here watch when I go,
And don’t you try to follow or I’ll make sure that you die slow

A razor in your nostril, I ain’t talkin bout the cell phone,
Push it deep and make you scream so loud they hear you yell, homes,
Sometimes I go quick and then sometimes I spit it slow, folks,
Reliable factors to take in account when you judge the insanity shown, so,

Don’t take this wrong, yo, but I’m kinda sad though,
I’m outta speed and lost my mind can’t bring me back, yo,
But what’s remainin in my blood makes me delirious
So I dedicate this song to all of you that take me serious-ly, hah!

(Chorus 2x)

While I normally deliver my raps as fast as I humanly can, this track took inspiration from a lot of different sources.

It’s fun every now and again to just relax and spit nice and slow, and focus on the content.  Eminem was a huge influence in this song, and I put my own twist on his exaggerating style to create the sound you hear.  After I finished writing the song and recording it, I noticed that the second verse also unintentionally bears some resemblance to Em’s delivery in ‘I’m Having a Relapse’.

Making the beat was lots of fun too.

When I name my beats, I usually write the first thing that comes to my mind.  If you listen, you’ll hear a really maniacal ’saw’ synth sound that makes up part of the chorus.  I happened to name this particular beat ’sawyourheadoff’ and the lyrics came naturally after that.

I really enjoyed making this song.  Much in the way that blowing people up in video games relieves stress, writing twisted evil lyrics does the same for me.

If you enjoyed the song and would like to download it, you can right below:

Free track download: ND – Bring Hell

Thanks y’all!  Comment away, and as always, stay beautiful.

-ND

Born To Weed

Oui, je sais, je m’en veux aussi. Cela fait bien longtemps que je n’ai pas poster quelque chose de descend mais que voulez-vous la vie est plus compliqué que l’on ne croit (Oui, vous l’avez tous pensé, c’est de la m*rde). Bref, tout ça pour vous dire que même si je reviens à vous c’est un peu à poil que je me présente. Et oui, les coups de cœur sont rares ou/et vieux de quelques mois et/ou déjà connus de tous le monde mais ainsi soit-il, voici mon article de la honte.

1. Lou Barlow – Bulletproof (La Roux)
2. Datarock – Give It Up (Chateau Marmont Remix) ♥♥
3. Jeffrey Lewis & Laura Marling – Brain Damage (Eminem)
4. LCD Soundsystem – Bye Bye Bayou (Alan Vega)
5. Girls With Moustaches - Moonchild(Born to Weed) ♥♥♥♥
6. Robbie Williams - Do You Mind? ♥
7. Crookers – Candy Candy (Feat. Teki Latex & BIG-O)
8. Good Shoes – Wrong And Right
9. Arctic Monkeys – Balaclava
10. Fight Back The Heart Attack – Fight Back The Heart Attack ♥♥♥

About it.

1. Alors, oui, je hais La Roux…Mais je viens de me rendre compte que c’est en fait sa voix qui m’herite car Bulletproof interprété par Lou Barlow, ça fout des frissons.
2. Rien que de voir “Datarock” ca me met en émoi puis, Chateau Marmont, ca relève du malaise…Le résultat est là, c’est du retravaillé, parfois un peu sur-haché mais ce rythme SMDien vous défoncerais une mouette. C’est du lourd.
3. Une petite reprise toute mignonnette très moldy peachesienne, ca vous débouche les narines en ce temps hivernale. C’est juste un petit plaisir à vous offrir lorsque  votre face commence à s’écraser contre la vitre d’un obscure train de banlieue…
4. Je ne vous cacherais pas que je préfère l’original, mais tout de même c’est un morceau bien agréable et quelques nouvelles des LCD Soundsystem, ça ne se refuse pas!
5. J’aime ces matins où on l’on retrouve dans sa boite mail des bijoux comme ça. Le genre de bijoux qui vous collent à la peau comme une sangsue. Allez là je peux vous le dire, c’est du TUBE.
6. Après analyse détaillée du dernier album de Robbie Williams, j’en arrive à la conclusion que ce n’est pas si terrible que ça. Bien sur, c’est pas énorme mais ca s’écoute plutôt bien. Puis, il y a cette chanson, déjà entendu, pas révolutionnaire, qui vous décoche le déhanché qu’il faut…Alors bon, on craque et on le met ici.
7. Clairement, les Crookers sont des blaireaux. Néanmoins, il y a des moments où j’aime les blaireaux…
8. OH OUI! Good Shoes en concert, la banane cloue mes zigomatiques à leur apogée. Du coup, je replonge et, merde, c’est trop bon.Ps : Under Control
9. OH OUI OH OUI! Demain le concert des Arctic Monkeys, je ne crois pas que je me sens. Ca y est extase. Balaclava, c’est LE bijoux de FWN!
10. J’hésitais à la mettre dans ma playlist, car c’est vraie qu’elle ne m’enthousiasmait pas plus que ça. Puis en y revenant, en l’écoutant sur un quai abandonné, dans ma chambre la nuit, dans un parc…elle commence à vivre et prendre forme. Finalement, je crois que j’en suis tombée amoureuse.

Pix : Alex Kapranos, juste pour le plaisir d’antan.

Crédit : Silvio Tanaka

The secret behind Kayne and Taylor Swift

Similar to Eminem was in on the whole Sacha Baron Cohen butt-in-the-face mess stunt and Balloon Boy flying across America. It’s been rumor since Kanye West snatch the mic from Taylor Swift, that it was a Hoax .

According to the source the exchange was arranged at Jay-Z request.  MTV execs reportedly asked Hov to perform at the awards show, and he said only if his lady, Beyonce, was made to look  good in the viewers eyes and was given a performance of her own.

A Jay-Z staffer stated:

This was all a huge publicity stunt set up by Jay-Z. MTV wanted him to perform at the end of the show and he said on one condition – they gave Beyonce a performance and made her look good. And so, the whole Taylor Swift fiasco was born. Jay called up Kanye and asked him to do it for him because Kanye doesn’t mind being seen as a jackass and it’d be believable if he did it. So when Beyonce let Taylor finish her speech instead of making her own speech, everyone thought “Wow, Beyonce really is a class act!” and Jay-Z finished off the show with his performance.

It’s old hat by now, but we’ve did our research and discovery some really fishy mess.

And what a coincidence that both Kanye West and Taylor Swift share the same talent agent, hmmmmm.

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