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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Eminem -Medicine Ball

(Intro)

Oh, my goodness

What have I done (oh no)

I can’t believe it

It’s like… I’ve got the whole world

In my palm

And I’m ready to jump up…

(Verse 1)

Welcome to the slim shady mecca rebecca

It’s the village in new york right next to the try *becca*

It’s my sector homosexual disector

Come again rewind selector

I said nice rectum

I had a *vasectomy* hector

So you can’t get pregnant if I bisexually reck ya

Hannibal lector *in the guy sex* and I bet ya

I tantalize ya in the less than five seconds I get ya

They said once bitten n twice shy

We lie next to the guy

With nine ecstacy pills and five extra

Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yes sir

I took the rest of the lunester pills for my dresser

It’s my kinda vibe what else shud I try lester

Drop, kick the bits before a second trimester

Performed a home abortion with dexter the *ni yeser*

Dig a *feetus* out with a wire hanging then diigest her

(Chorus)

I guess it’s time for you to hate me again

Lets begin now hand me the pin

How shud I begin it and were does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball your all in

I said

I guess it’s time for you to hate me again

Lets begin now hand me the pin

How shud I begin it and were does it all end

My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends

(Verse 2)

On my west side we just throw it up

Put a baloon inside your pussy… weep and blow it up

Man I think that he just fell off *the teeth* and showin up

So you better change the station

To keep from throwin up

Man you seen it all before your alter a million with it

There’s a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it

You know you with it girl don’t front, oh no you didn’t

*I won* right by the pussy cat dolls *when call you kitten*

I’ll pee on rihanna see man I do what I wanna

Spray perfume in the sauna room

*crazy glue in madonna* to

The lazy boy so called *fold her in two and sit on her

Imagine *if visual* for that man

Who woudla thoughta

Could ever be such a relentless prick

And leashin his fingers

For the chicks who *waltz*

She looks like she outlived her life sentence

I never meant this, rhyme to be so offencive

If you *were(nt)* so defensive it wouldn’t be

Your so sensitive

(Verse 3)

Put Christopher Reeves on are you the pyscho with a kick stand

Kick it up and push him and *knee* him right into quick sand

Here you need a hand… big man… grab hold of this branch

With both hands, man they don’t understand I’m just a sick man

Now everybodys pissed at me like it’s my fault his name rhymes with so many different words… jeeze

So one last time, mister christopher reeves

Won’t you break it down for me and just spit the first please

(Chrisopher reeves) Eminem I’m coming to kill you (sniff)

Always hated you and I still do

You’ll never feel my *chumps* my superman custume (sniff)

Doesn’t even fit you they don’t feel you

You taking this shit too far (sniff)

Who dyou think you are *hang* my suit up in the *arm* war

Everyday I hate you more and more

Throw down the cardboard

Lets break down *you think* your hardcore

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

U2 Take a Stand At The Oscars With 'The Hands That Built America'

It’s March 7 and the Oscars air tonight on ABC.

U2 won’t be on hand at this year’s ceremony. It Might Get Loud seemed like a shoo-in for Best Documentary and “Winter” had a decent shot at Best Original Song, but neither earned nominations. What’s more is that the Best Song nominees won’t even perform at tonight’s ceremony.

The situation was a bit different in 2003, when U2 took the stage at the Oscars with “The Hands That Built America.” Commissioned for Martin Scorsese’s Gangs of New York and also appearing on The Best of 1990-2000, “Hands” is initially set in the same time period as the film, tracing the evolving relationship between Ireland and America from the late 1800s to the modern day.

Beginning just days before the 2003 Oscars, America’s controversial invasion of Iraq marked a jolt in that bond’s growth. The fallout from Bono’s choice of words upon winning the Golden Globe for Best Original Song two months earlier demanded he watch his tongue, but U2 refused to suppress their distaste for recent events.

For the final verse, which originally referenced the 2001 World Trade Center attacks, Bono substituted two new lines about the war: “In the spring, a yellow cloud on a desert skyline / Some father’s son, is it his or is it mine?” The sentiment dovetails with the rest of the song, introducing a set of “hands” America now more deeply recognizes as influential in its the continual building and rebuilding, while also emphasizing the grave sense of confusion that arrives after one conflict breeds another.

For a coda, Larry drums out the first five beats of “Sunday Bloody Sunday,” as though to remind listeners, “I won’t heed the battle call.”

U2 lost Best Original Song to Eminem that night and have yet to have another crack at the category. But live being “where we live,” U2 made the most of “Hands,” both at the Oscars and after. Although retired since the end of the 2005-2006 Vertigo Tour, the song had a healthy life, cropping up in full several times but mostly giving eerie new vigor to “Bullet the Blue Sky” as a snippet.

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Top 10 Music Albums... (part 1)

In a world filled with iTunes and other various tools to download songs, the idea of an album is lost on most people. They forget that a band took time to not only create these songs, but choose the order in which they go on a particular album. That was the idea, at least back in the day. Put out a song or two, people buy the album and hear the rest of the music. Now, people are more apt to just download their favorite song and ignore the rest. But, the following are the top 10 albums (and one honorable mention) in my opinion.

Those of you that know me, know how much I love music. From Deicide to D12 and everything in between. The criteria that I used to decide on this list, is just my general opinion, how many times I’ve bought the album (due to overuse or loss) and how well it flows from beginning to end.

At #11 (the honorable mention), is E-Town Concrete with their 2003 album, The Renaissance. From the solid metallic hip-hop beat on Mandibles to the old-school soundbites in Metroid, to the last lick on In The Heart Of Wolves, you can tell that these guys mean business. Formed in 1995, right around the same time as Limp Bizkit, these guys came from Elizabeth, New Jersey and had passion. There was something special about these guys and people who heard their music knew it. I saw them live and as soon as I heard their style, I knew it was something magical. They released a couple of albums after this one, but nothing captured the same magic as The Renaissance.

Must-have downloads : Mandibles, Metroid, Appetite For Distinction

Coming in at #10, at the bottom of the list, is Pantera with “Vulgar Display Of Power.” This incredible album is what started what is affectionately known as “groove metal.” Groove-based playing intermixed with thrash metal. These guys started out as a hair metal band in the late 80’s, but left that behind with their debut album, Cowboys From Hell. That launched their sixteen year career, eventually breaking up in 2001. Vulgar Display Of Power, in my opinion, was their most solid album. They knew what they wanted and while most bands struggle with their sophomore album, Pantera put their proverbial nose to the grindstone and slammed out a spectacular record.

Must-have downloads : Walk, Fucking Hostile, This Love

In the early to mid 90’s, a punk-like band came out that nobody ever heard of. There was something catchy about them and even though all of them had post-graduate degrees from Ivy League universities, they still decided to play music. Coming in at #9 is The Offspring with their debut album, Smash.

These guys put together an album that literally flows like warm butter from beginning to end. There is no downtime, but there isn’t any feeling of being overwhelmed with each song when it comes up. From beginning to end, you lose yourself in the music. You don’t notice that you’ve been listening for the hour-plus, but when it’s finished…you want to listen to it again. There is no stand-out song here, the entire album is worth it.

Must-have downloads : Just get the whole damn album.

Coming in at #8 is a band out of Florida. One of the many death metal bands to come from our most southern state in the continental United States. I think because it’s just so fucking hot down there, they feel the need to stay angry…all the time. But, this band is something more than that. They may sing about death and such, but I can tell you from personal experience, that these are the nicest bunch of guys you’ll ever meet. They do this, because they think it’s funny and they enjoy shocking people. #8 is Cannibal Corpse with The Bleeding.

I debated whether I wanted to put this one on here or not, but it’s such an incredible album, that I couldn’t help but to add it. If you take this sort of music seriously, there are plenty of other bands out there to fulfill that neck-snapping head moshing you feel the need for. These guys just have fun and it shows on their album, as well as at their shows. They were also portrayed in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (where I saw them for the first time). Since then, I’ve been a huge fan…

Must-have downloads : Stripped Raped & Strangled, The Exorcist

At #7 is a guy out of Detroit, but not the first one that may come to mind, though he is on this list. I saw him originally at a show at the Masquerade in Atlanta, Georgia when he was opening for Monster Magnet. He loved playing music and it came out in the live show as well. While he knew that he wasn’t selling out arenas, he and the rest of the band put on one hell of a show. In at #7 is Kid Rock with “Rock N’ Roll Jesus”

This album is the embodiment of all that is Kid Rock. From his start in Detroit, to his country swagger, to his re-invention as a superstar, this album takes you to all of those places. There were a couple of other albums of his that I considered putting on here, but I thought that this was the best compilation of Kid Rock as an artist. It’s sad that the world lost Joe C. at such a young age, but I remember smoking some weed with him behind the Masquerade twelve years ago.

Must-have downloads : Amen, So Hott, Blue Jeans And A Rosary

Rounding out the last one in part 1 is another gentleman from Detroit. This one, however, is the center of controversy wherever he goes. From a duet with Elton John to his well-publicized fights with his ex-wife (wait…are they married again? I can’t keep up), Eminem comes in at #6 with “The Eminem Show.”

A lot of people consider either “The Marshall Mathers LP” to be his best work. I, personally, think that he grew as a person with The Eminem Show. He was still strung out on drugs, but he had his daughter come around and he was learning what was important in his life. He had a better idea of what he was doing and he was no longer the angry kid that came out of Detroit and was simply looking to start some shit up. With The Eminem Show, he became a superstar. Now that he’s clean, I’m interested to see where he goes with his music…

Must-have downloads : Sing For The Moment, Say Goodbye Hollywood, When The Music Stops, My Dad’s Gone Crazy

That’s it for part 1. The top 5 will be posted some time tomorrow afternoon after I get home from work. If you haven’t heard any of these albums, I suggest finding them and downloading them. I love music almost as much as I love writing and this blog is actually going to be a tool for me to bring them together. I hope that I’ve entertained you, as well as inspired you to check out some bands that you may not have ever thought about listening to. Until next time…

~The Dirty Llama~

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

B.o.B Reacts to Eminem’s Praise, Hints at Collaboration

Eminem and B.o.B

Not too many artists can get Eminem to guest on their records, let alone their debut album. But when Slim Shady is already a fan, it doesn’t take much convincing. When asked if Em would appear on his April 27th release B.o.B Presents: The Adventures of Bobby Ray, B.o.B remained coy. “Could be true. Eminem might be on the album.” Em co-signed the “Nothin’ on You” hitmaker early on, saying, “B.o.B is crazy. That dude can rap, he can sing, he makes his own beats, he can play guitar, he can play the keyboard. I was like, ‘Do you dance too? What don’t you do?’ I think he’s like 20 years old and the dude is like crazy talented, especially for his age.” The Rebel Rock/Grand Hustle/Atlantic Records signee, whose first single is shooting up the charts, doesn’t take the compliment lightly. “That definitely adds a star to my strap. It’s crazy because when I was in middle school trying to rap, I used to always tell myself, one day I’m gonna be signed to Interscope,” he reveals. “I’m gonna be so dope at rapping that they’re gonna sign me just for being dope. Of course it didn’t happen that way, but just the fact that I got the recognition of one of the artists that influenced me the most is surreal.” So now that he’s met his idol, what’s the notoriously private rap star like in person? “He’s very calm, very opposite of Slim Shady. It’s like the alter-ego. And as an artist, you have to have the alter-ego thing. You have to have the split personality. It’s almost like you have to be crazy. You have to really lose your mind.”

[Via http://mzrocklanta.com]

Rickie Jacobs - Drop The World

Rickie Jacobs

Rickie Jacobs is gonna be something in the future. Just saying. Mr. Jacobs goes in over the “Drop The World” beat, previously demolished by Lil Wayne & Eminem. I must say, I’m impressed.

Download

Props to Buck Marley.

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Mariah.

OH MARIAH! You amuse me. I loved you so much when I was in the third grade, I really did. And I would be lying if I said that one of my favorite moments of all time was when my girlfriends and I all broke out into a BEAUTIFUL rendition of “Without You” over a box of wine. This is my tribute to you, because it’s Saturday and I feel like this weekend I will channel you’re spirit. So I’ll probably force Marple to drink lots of fake champagne and run on a treadmill in high heels with me.

Your album covers are individual works of art, these are my top 5:

Lyrics are always important, and while Britney is still the master rhymer (stutter/butter – brilliant), your lyrics are also little gems of joy

“Oh baby I’ve got a dependency

Always strung out for another taste of your honey”

♥

“Lucius delight

When you’re immersed in my ocean of love

Coming on strong

Baby I’ve been waiting so long

Revel inside my paradise”

♥

“I didn’t mean to turn you on

Oh I didn’t mean to turn you on”

♥

“Got you all fired up, with your Napoleon complex,

Seein’ right through you like you’re bathin’ in Windex”

SCANDALS! You know them well and share them with the world because you are a true entertainer.

Just appearing in Glitter should count, if you’ve seen it you know why. Then the sexual revolution after you got rid of your controlling husband, Mr. Mottola. You did it before Britney, Christina and Miley (just wait, it’s going to spin out of control). All of your clothing choices speak for themselves. The breakdowns, the fall. And then the return! The new and younger husband, Mr. Nick Cannon that you married ALL OF A SUDDEN! Take the world by storm, cougar lady. And now picking fights with Eminem and going ugly face in Precious. I tip my sparkly hat to you.

Finally, your music videos. The outfits. The situations. The supporting characters. The shoes. THE HAIR.

Heartbreaker

Obsessed

Up Out My Face

Honey

[Via http://doyouevengohere.wordpress.com]

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Couple Mixes Fer Dat Ace!

It’s Been A While, But Here Are Two New Mixtapes I Put Out This Week!

So the story behind this one is that Angela reached out to all her friends to find out what their favorite Slow Jam is. We compiled the list and then I put together the mix. Some of the choices are surprising, but it all sounds good. Happy Valentine’s Day, hope this joint comes in useful!!